Jesus on Thyface
by Denise Haskew ; Steve Parker (9780857201454)

Social Networking for the Modern Messiah. Jesus's story in his own words!

Although laudable in many ways, I always felt these biographies lacked the immediacy of the actual events, as well as being somewhat light on laughs, and for some time I have toyed with the idea of publishing my own version. Of course, there are many other people whose stories are intimately linked with mine: my cousins (the Zebedees), John the Baptist, my mom (the Virgin Mary), not to mention Pontius Pilate. Then it struck me - we were all mad crazy on social networking back then, and everyone had a ThyFace account. So I thought, what could be more immediate than reading my story as it unfolded on our ThyFace pages? So I contacted the guys - most of them are up here anyway, although a few of them are in "another place - and I'm glad to report, they all gave their immediate blessing. So here it is: the story of the last four years of my time on Earth using our actual social networking pages from ThyFace, the progenitor of modern social networking sites such as Facebook. There's also an assortment of related miscellany - my early draft of the Sermon on the Mount, for instance, and the review I received for the wine I produced at the Marriage at Cana. Blessed are the meek and all that, but given the popularity of my birthday as a time for giving books, and the tremendous popularity of both social networking and my previous biographies, I believe this book has the potential to be very well received by both my followers (who are legion) and non-followers alike. Amen Jesus of Nazareth, Messiah, Son of God, Son of Man, ecce homo, Light of the World, Lamb of God, &c.

USD $19.50

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