"Muck? Uck YUCK " " " Is it just bad luck when the truck of a duck gets stuck in the muck? Nine silly rhymes, and a pig that slimes, from a writer voted BEST by "The New York Times" WARNING: This book may self-destruct if used to teach a lesson. ..".The rat chased the cat. The rat chased the cat with the baseball bat. Around and around and around the mat the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat, until... KERSPLAT Never again did that cat chase the rat-- the cat was much too flat for that."