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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780751531442
STARK: Stark has more money than God and the social conscience of a dog on a croquet lawn. What's more, they know the Earth is dying. Deep in Western Australia a planet-sized plot takes shape. Some green freaks pick up the scent. A Pommie Poseur...more details Format:Paperback Pages:440
Ready to follow Nick Hornsby and Helen Fielding as the next big thing from Cool Britannia to hit America is Ben Elton. Already known to a wide public television audience as the funnyman behind "Blackadder...more details Format:Paperback Pages:304
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780753159989
It's 2 a.m., you're in bed alone and the phone wakes you. Your eyes are wide and your body tense before it has completed so much as a single ring. And as you wake...more details Format:Hardcover
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552146647
It's 2.15 a.m., you're in bed alone and the phone wakes you. Your eyes are wide and your body tense before it has completed so much as a single ring. And as you wake...more details Format:Paperback Pages:368
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552998338
It's 2.15a.m. and the phone rings. The protagonist of this tale is lying awake, listening to the sound of his own voice on the answer machine informing the caller that there is no one there and thinking that only someone with bad news would ring at this time of night. He is right...more details Format:Paperback
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593044148
It's 2.15a.m. and the phone rings. The protagonist of this tale is lying awake, listening to the sound of his own voice on the answer machine informing the caller that there is no one there and thinking that only someone with bad news would ring at this time of night. He is right...more details Format:Hardback
As Trafford Sewell struggles to work through the usual crowds of commuters, he is confronted by the intimidating figure of his Parish Confessor...more details Format:CD-Audio
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593058008
As Trafford Sewell struggles to work through the usual crowds of commuters, he is confronted by the intimidating figure of his Parish Confessor...more details Format:Hardback Pages:320
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593058015
Imagine a world where everyone knows everything about everybody. Where what a person 'feels' and 'truly believes' is protected under the law...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:320
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773911
As Trafford Sewell struggles to work through the usual crowds of commuters, he is confronted by the intimidating figure of his Parish Confessor...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:366
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9781407033839
Imagine a world where everyone knows everything about everybody. Where 'sharing' is valued above all, and privacy is considered a dangerous perversion. This novel imagines a post-apocalyptic society where religious intolerance combines with a sex-obsessed...more details Format:Electronic book text
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773904
Imagine a world where everyone knows everything about everybody. Where 'sharing' is valued above all, and privacy is considered a dangerous perversion. Trafford wouldn't call himself a rebel...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:366
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ISBN:9781846570735
"Chart Throb" - The ultimate pop quest. Ninety five thousand hopefuls, three judges, just one winner, and that's Colin Simms, the genius behind the show. Colin always wins because Colin writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:CD-Audio Pages:208
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773775
Chart Throb.The ultimate pop quest. Ninety five thousand hopefuls. Three judges. Just one winner. And that's Calvin Simms, the genius behind the show. Calvin always wins because Calvin writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:Paperback Pages:463
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593057506
Chart Throb is the ultimate pop quest. There are ninety five thousand hopefuls, three judges, and just one winner. And that's Calvin Simms, the genius behind the show. Calvin always wins because Calvin writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:432
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593057490
Ben Elton is about to put the "real" back into Reality TV in his biting satire of one of today's most popular cultural phenomena -- the TV talent show. 95...more details Format:Hardback Pages:432
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773768
"Chart Throb"--the ultimate pop quest. Ninety-five thousand hopefuls. Three judges. Just one winner. And that is Calvin Simms, the genius behind the show. Calvin always wins because Calvin writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:Paperback Pages:463
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552999458
One house, ten contestants, thirty cameras, and forty microphones. Everybody knows the rules--total strangers are forced to live together while the rest of the country watches them do it. However...more details Format:Paperback Pages:384
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ISBN:9780753114568
One House. Ten contestants. Thirty cameras. Forty microphones. Yet again the public gorges its voyeuristic appetite as another group of unknown and unremarkable people submit themselves to the brutal exposure of the televised real-life soap opera...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552149020
One house, ten contestants, thirty cameras, forty microphones, one murder and no evidence. Dead Famous is a killer read from Ben Elton u Reality TV as you've never seen it before....more details Format:Paperback Pages:384
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593048047
One house, ten contestants, 30 cameras and 40 microphones. Another televised, real-life soap opera, House Arrest. Everyone knows the rules: total strangers are forced to live together while the rest of the country watches them do it...more details Format:Hardback
From a celebrity performer, bestselling author of "Popcorn" and "Inconceivable," a stunning satire on the modern obsession with fame. One house...more details Format:Book
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780413736703
'Ben Elton''s plays in one volume for the first time. Gasping: . . . ''an often hilarious satire on yuppiedom, advertising and corporate greed'' (Daily Telegraph); ''. . . the sharpest futuristic comedy since Henceforward...more details Format:Paperback Pages:288
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ISBN:9781856868365
Flanders, June 1917: a British officer and celebrated poet, is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:CD-Audio
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773362
Flanders, June 1917: A British officer is shot dead. A young English soldier is arrested and, although he protests his innocence, charged with his murder. Douglas Konig is sent to France in order to secure a conviction. Forced to conduct his investigations amidst the hellish backdrop of war...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:448
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593051115
Flanders, June 1917: a British officer and celebrated poet, is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:Hardback
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552154499
Gridlock is when a city dies. Killed in the name of freedom. Killed in the name of oil and steel. Chocked on carbon monoxide and strangled with a pair of fluffy dice. How did it come to this? How did the ultimate freedom machine end up paralysing us all? How did we end up driving to our own funeral...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:448
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773560
Gridlock is when a city dies. Killed in the name of freedom. Killed in the name of oil and steel. Chocked on carbon monoxide and strangled with a pair of fluffy dice. How did it come to this? How did the ultimate freedom machine end up paralysing us all? How did we end up driving to our own funeral...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:448
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552999953
The war on drugs has been lost, but afraid to face that fact, the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From the Groucho Club toilets to the poppy fields of Afghanistan...more details Format:Paperback Pages:380
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593049396
The war on drugs has been lost. The simple fact is that the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From pop stars and princes to crack whores and street kids...more details Format:Hardcover Pages:352
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552150538
The war on drugs has been lost but for want of the courage to face that fact the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From pop stars and princes to crack whores and street kids. From the Groucho Club toilets to the poppy fields of Afghanistan...more details Format:Paperback Pages:259
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593049402
The war on drugs has been lost, but afraid to face that fact, the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From the Groucho Club toilets to the poppy fields of Afghanistan...more details Format:Book
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552148191
Lucy desperately wants a baby. Sam is determined to write a hit movie. The problem is that both their efforts seem to be unfruitful. And given that the average IVF cycle has about a one in five chance of going into full production...more details Format:Paperback Pages:368
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593044797
Sam and Lucy seem like the perfect couple. Successful, happy and in love. However, they might be infertile. Lucy wants a baby. Sam wants to write a movie. What they are about to go through is inconceivable...more details Format:Hardback
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593061930
After the irresponsible, ignorant bliss of financial boom, city trader Jimmy and his family are forced to confront financial meltdown in this hilarious and deeply pertinent domestic drama....more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:384
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552775106
For amiable City trader Jimmy Corby money was the new Rock n' Roll. His whole life was a party, adrenalin charged and cocaine fuelled. If he hadn't met Monica he would probably have ended up either dead or in rehab. But Jimmy was as lucky in love as he was at betting on dodgy derivatives...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:480
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9781409085782
After the irresponsible, ignorant bliss of financial boom, city trader Jimmy and his family are forced to confront financial meltdown...more details Format:Electronic book text
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552771238
In romantic desperation, mild-mannered detective Edward Newson logged on to the "Friends Reunited" website searching for the girlfriends of his youth. As his old class begins to reassemble in cyberspace...more details Format:Paperback Pages:459
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593050965
In romantic desperation, mild-mannered detective Edward Newson logged on to the "Friends Reunited" website searching for the girlfriends of his youth. As his old class begins to reassemble in cyberspace...more details Format:Paperback Pages:372
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593050958
In Past Mortem, Ben Elton - previous winner of The Crime Writers' Association Gold Dagger Award for Popcorn - delivers both a heart-stopping thriller and a killer comic romance....more details Format:Hardcover Pages:359
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552152655
With old friends like these, who needs enemies? It's a question short, mild mannered detective Edward Newson is forced to ask himself having in romantic desperation logged on to the Friends Reunited website searching for the girlfriends of his youth...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:459
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552151016
Bruce shoots movies. Wayne and Scout shoot to kill. In a single night they find out the hard way what's real and what's not, who's the hero and who's the villain. The USA watches slack-jawed as Bruce and Wayne together resolve some serious questions. Does Bruce use erection cream? Does art imitate life or does life simply imitate bad art? And most of all...more details Format:Paperback Pages:389
The war on drugs has been lost for want of courage to admit that the world is becoming a vast criminal network. From pop stars and princes to crack whores and street kids...more details Format:Audio
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9781856869379
With old friends like these, who needs enemies? It's a question detective Edward Newson is forced to ask himself having in romantic desperation logged on to the Friends Reunited website searching for girlfriends from his past. Meanwhile...more details Format:Audio
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552154482
Stark is a secret consortium with more money than God, and the social conscience of a dog on a croquet lawn. What's more, it knows the Earth is dying. Deep in Western Australia where the Aboriginals used to milk the trees...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:496
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552773553
Stark is a secret consortium with more money than God, and the social conscience of a dog on a lawn. What's more, it knows the Earth is dying. Deep in Western Australia where the Aboriginals used to milk the trees...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:496
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552771306
From Ben Elton, author of the hugely successful Past Mortem, a gut-wrenching historical drama which forces us to handle the truth. Flanders...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:444
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780593051122
In Flanders in June 1917, a British officer and celebrated poet is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:Paperback / softback
Flanders, 1917: A British officer is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:DVD Audio
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780743467988
Two bestselling novels in omnibus edition from top-selling author and comic genius, Ben Elton. This Other Eden The earth is not only doomed, no one wants to save it either. In a mass survivalist frenzy people buy their own biospheres in which to sit out the Apocalypse. This is the story of how Armageddon is marketed. In advertising terms...more details Format:Paperback
SMALL, WELL APPOINTED FUTURE. SEMI DETACHED. If the end of the world is nigh, then surely it's only sensible to make alternative arrangements. Certainly the Earth has its points...more details Format:Paperback
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780552151009
Small, well appointed future. Semi detached. If the end of the world is nigh, then surely it’ s only sensible to make alternative arrangements. Certainly the Earth has its good points...more details Format:Paperback Pages:389
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Ben Elton
ISBN:9780007106103
Originally planned to play just 40 dates, such was its phenomenal success that it expanded to a staggering 112 performances and was seen by well over 200...more details Format:CD-Audio
Blackadder is the classic and sharply-written Britcom featuring thoroughly repellant characters and the worst haircuts ever seen on TV.Its cast of comedy heroes includes Rowan Atkinson...more details Format:CD-Audio
A chilling version of the world to come - or something rather closer to what we call reality? Imagine a world where what a person "feels" and "truly believes" is protected under the law...more details Format:CD
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ISBN:9780753130612
A chilling version of the world to come - or something rather closer to what we call reality? Imagine a world where what a person "feels" and "truly believes" is protected under the law...more details Format:CD
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ISBN:9780753137277
A blisteringly funny take on the modern phenomenon of "reality" TV Chart Throb - the ultimate pop quest, 95,000 hopefuls, three judges - but just one winner. Calvin Simms is the genius behind the show - he always wins because he always writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;Glen McCready
ISBN:9780753126936
A blisteringly funny take on the modern phenomenon of "reality" TV Chart Throb - the ultimate pop quest, 95,000 hopefuls, three judges - but just one winner. Calvin Simms is the genius behind the show - he always wins because he always writes the rules. But this year...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;David Thorpe
ISBN:9780753122853
Yet again the public gorges its voyeuristic appetite as another group of unknown and unremarkable people submit themselves to the brutal exposure of the televised real-life soap opera...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;Greg Wagland
ISBN:9780753118368
The war on drugs has been lost. The simple fact is that the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. This is a story about Britain today...more details Format:CD
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ISBN:9780753118122
The war on drugs has been lost. The simple fact is that the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From pop stars and royal princes to crack whores and street kids...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;Glen McCready
ISBN:9780753124079
With friends like these, who needs enemies? It's a question mild-mannered detective Edward Newson is forced to ask himself when, in romantic desperation...more details Format:CD
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ISBN:9780753121696
With friends like these, who needs enemies? It's a question detective Edward Newson is forced to ask himself when he logs on to the Friends Reunited website in search of the girlfriends of his youth. But Newson's life is no less complicated. He is secretly in love with his lovely but very attached sergeant...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;Andrew Lloyd Webber
ISBN:9780634039386
Our P/V/G vocal selections book features 9 songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber's acclaimed West End musical about teenagers, soccer and The Troubles in Northern Ireland...more details Format:Paperback Pages:52
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ISBN:9780753135143
Flanders, 1917: A British officer is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;Glen McCready
ISBN:9780753125021
Flanders, 1917: A British officer is shot dead, killed not by German fire, but while recuperating from shell shock well behind the lines. A young English soldier is arrested and...more details Format:CD
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Ben Elton;G R EltonElton
ISBN:9780521092357
This book is a study of change in the methods and principles of English government in the sixteenth century, from the 'household' methods of the Middle Ages to the bureaucratic organization of a national monarchy. The most important decade...more details Format:Paperback Pages:484
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Elton Ben
ISBN:9780751510119
By the television comedy writer of "Blackadder" and "The Young Ones," this is an ecological disaster novel written with humor but containing an underlying seriousness...more details
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John Elton John Elton Joint a Bennett
ISBN:9781113050762
This is a pre-1923 historical reproduction that was curated for quality. Quality assurance was conducted on each of these books in an attempt to remove books with imperfections introduced by the digitization process...more details Format:Paperback Pages:242
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ISBN:9781113050779
This is a pre-1923 historical reproduction that was curated for quality. Quality assurance was conducted on each of these books in an attempt to remove books with imperfections introduced by the digitization process...more details Format:Hardcover Pages:242
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Elton Ben
ISBN:9780552775113
For amiable City trader Jimmy Corby money was the new Rock n' Roll. His whole life was a party, adrenalin charged and cocaine fuelled. If he hadn't met Monica he would probably have ended up either dead or in rehab. But Jimmy was as lucky in love as he was at betting on dodgy derivatives...more details Format:Paperback / softback
Candy - it's the only the name she needs - is blazing her way through Paris, New York and Tokyo as fashion's latest international supermodel... Her sister...more details Format:CD-Audio