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Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780684854649

The authors present an outrageous, satirical send-up of Bill Gates, offering a ''revealing'' glimpse insid e the computer guru''s personal laptop. '...more details
Format:Hardback

USD $21.27

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BORED OF THE RINGS (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780451452610

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Format:Paperback Pages:176

USD $17.51

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Cat's Night Before Christmas (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780767918534

A hilarious retelling of Clement C. Moore' s classic poem, " ' Twas the Night before Christmas" from the point of view of the family cat....more details
Format:Hardback

USD $24.34

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Com.Put.Ing (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761117742

Beard & McKie are back. The author and the illustrator who created Sailing (a New York Times bestseller with 710,000 copies in print), as well as Golfing...more details
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USD $19.46

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Dog's Night Before Christmas (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780767918527

A hilarious retelling of Clement C. Moore' s classic poem, " ' Twas the Night Before Christmas" from the point of view of the family dog....more details
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USD $24.34

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Encyclopedia Paranoiaca (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781439199558

Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf offer a painstakingly researched, alarmingly thorough--and conveniently alphabetized--look at everything threatening to harm...more details
Format:Hardcover Pages:320

USD $24.38

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Fishing (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761126423

One of the most popular books ever published on the art of angling looks irreverently at the fishing life, from hook - "An irritating but highly reliable device used to quickly and precisely locate the position of one's thumb at the bottom of a tackle box" - to line - "Length of long...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:280

USD $9.71

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French And Poetry For Cats (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780007194124

To a Vase, by Elizabeth Barrett Browning's catHow do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any height My paw can reach...more details
Format:Hardback Pages:192

USD $24.34

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French Cats Don't Get Fat (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780307337801

French cats are never fat--they are trim, slim, slender. In a word, they are "svelte". What is their secret? The secret, "mes amis", lies within your grasp...more details
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USD $34.15

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FRENCH CATS DON'T GET FAT (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780755314737

Now you've fully digested FRENCH WOMEN DON'T GET FAT and you're parading around in your newly sculpted svelte figure without denying your taste buds any indulgence...more details
Format:Hardback Pages:80

USD $22.43

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Golf: The Game That Deranged the World (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781439169933

An Unofficial, Unauthorized, and Unexpurgated History of Golf
From the master of parodies comes the unauthorized history of the world's most infuriating yet irresistible game.
As a serious player...more details
Format:Hardcover Pages:195

USD $17.17

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Golfing (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761123705

Two of the funniest books ever published on their respective subjects - SAILING and GOLFING - are back. And better than ever. Repackaged in the irresistibly chunky...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:296

USD $9.71

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Kansas Pac R Co V. Dunmeyer U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781270121565

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Format:Paperback Pages:108

USD $37.55

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Latin for All Occasions (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781592400805

A new edition of Henry Beardas bestselling classics "Latin for All Occasions" and "Latin for Even More Occasions"anow updated and available together for the first time ever in paperback Who says Latin is a dead language...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:176

USD $16.54

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Latin For All Occasions (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780394586601

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USD $28.24

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Missouri, Kansas & Texas R Co V. Kansas Pac R Co U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781270207849

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Format:Paperback Pages:94

USD $36.48

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Murphy's Laws of Golf (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781402747755

Back in the early days of the game, when the first rules were written and the basics of etiquette formulated, there appeared a series of shrewd and rueful observations about golf that were nearly always attributed to a mysterious individual named Murphy. As time passed...more details
Format:Paperback / softback Pages:123

USD $16.58

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Mutual Life Ins Co of New York V. Young's Adm'r: Insurance Co V. Young's Adm'r U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781270114260

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Format:Paperback Pages:82

USD $34.33

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Rationalizations to Live By (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761116363

A book for everyone who's ever cheated just a little bit at golf (I'm only moving the ball to where it should have landed) or gone to a party instead of visiting a sick friend (If I were in the hospital...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:96

USD $7.76

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Sailing (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761123873

USD $12.63

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Skiing (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780761128205

It's chunky, irresistible, and a great impulse gift for skiers. Joining GOLFING, SAILING and FISHING in the new bulging Pocket Dictionary format...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:281

USD $9.71

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The Dick Cheney Code: A Parody (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780743270021

A bestselling, Harvard-bred humorist plans to knock out a slapdash, quick-buck parody of a wildly successful, head-spinning, clue-laden thriller in a flagrant attempt to cash in on the publishing sensation of the decade...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:193

USD $16.82

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The Lands Granted to and Withdrawn for the Benefit of the Southern Pacific Railroad Company of California (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781152364189

Publisher: S.l.: The Company Subjects: Southern Pacific Railroad Company of California Railroad land grants -- California Notes: This is an OCR reprint...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:52

USD $28.29

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The Lands Granted to and Withdrawn for the Benefit of the Southern Pacific Railroad Company of California (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781143975905

Publisher: [S.l.: The Company Subjects: Southern Pacific Railroad Company of California Railroad land grants -- California Notes: This is an OCR reprint...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:100

USD $20.13

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The Official Rules of Bad Golf (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781402740299

Everyone who plays golf dreams of long drives, below-par scores, and holes-in-one. Unfortunately, not everyone succeeds. But there is an easy way for golfers to knock a dozen strokes off their handicap. No...more details
Format:Paperback / softback Pages:118

USD $14.62

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Western Pac R Co V. U S U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781270139942

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Format:Paperback Pages:112

USD $37.55

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X-treme Latin (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780755312955

In X-TREME LATIN, bestselling author Henry Beard provides Latin with attitude in an indispensable phrasebook that delivers hundreds of impeccable put-downs...more details
Format:Hardback Pages:128

USD $29.26

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X-treme Latin (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780755312962

In X-TREME LATIN bestselling author Henry Beard provides Latin with attitude in an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver...more details
Format:Paperback / softback Pages:128

USD $19.50

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X-Treme Latin: All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9781592401048

In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:128

USD $11.80

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Zen for Cats (Book)

Henry Beard

ISBN:9780002559034

This illustrated Zen manual for cats explores and uncovers the whys and wherefores of a cat's spiritualism, including Butsuneko Shingyo (the teachings of Buddha's cat)...more details
Format:hardback Pages:96

USD $17.51

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Cooking (Book)

Henry Beard;Roy McKie

ISBN:9780894808432

Gadget: Any mechanical device that performs a kitchen task in one-twentieth the time it takes to find it. Fermentation: Chemical reaction, caused by microbes...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:112

USD $7.80

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French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need (Book)

Henry Beard;John Zamchick GaryBoswell

ISBN:9780679406761

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Format:Hardcover Pages:96

USD $19.46

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Mulligan's Laws (Book)

Thomas Mulligan;Henry Beard

ISBN:9780385492775

Every time a golfer hits a terrible drive on the first hole, then quickly tees up another ball for a do-over, he or she immediately invokes the most famous name in golf--"Mulligan." And yet...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:128

USD $22.39

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Murphy's Laws of Fishing (Book)

Henry Beard;Phil Scheuer

ISBN:9781402747762

"The only way fishing could be trickier would be if water could catch fire." When it's been one of those days when the fish didn't bite--except for the one that got away (it was BIG...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:106

USD $12.67

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The Complete French for Cats: French for Cats and Advanced French for Exceptional Cats (Book)

Henry Beard;Gary Zamchick

ISBN:9780812975789

Special centennial* edition of the New York Times bestseller
THE COMPLETE FRENCH FOR CATS
(French for Cats and Advanced French for Exceptional Cats)
Henri de la Barbe (Henry Beard)
*In cat years

When I meow...more details
Format:Paperback Pages:192