Life on easy street isn't all it's cracked up to be, according to this self-absorbed and fictitious collection of bizarre quips. Shallow superstar whimpering is captured in clever one-liners that take a tongue-in-cheek look at the problems that accompany fame and fortune...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:240
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781580630993
Did you know that Baby Magic Baby Powder repels ants and Campbell's Tomato Soup prevents blond hair from turning green in a chlorinated swimming pool? Many of the foods and household items on the shelves of your kitchen and bathroom cabinets have properties and near-magical powers never indicated by what's printed on their labels...more details Format:Paperback Pages:181
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780767919920
Isn't it time you knew the honest-to-goodness truth? We've all come to believe hundreds of "false facts"--myths that we've blindly accepted as truth...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:260
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780452297739
A book that proves idiocy is as old as timeThink civilization has deteriorated and that people these days are dumber than ever? "Dumb History" proves that we didn't invent stupidity in the 21st century. You'll find facts from throughout the ages about everyone from Cleopatra and Napoleon to Elvis Presley and even NASA scientists. Consider this: In 820 C.E....more details Format:Paperback Pages:256
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780977259021
Just graduated with no prospects whatsoever? Been fired from your job? Rejected from a snazzy college? Looking for that next big break but coming up empty handed? Fear not...more details Format:Paperback Pages:288
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781605291284
From the man who knows how to fertilize houseplants with Jell-O and give someone a dry shampoo with Quaker Oats comes the first book of pet care tips that tackles everyday pet illnesses...more details Format:Paperback Pages:340
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781605297453
From the guru of discovering extraordinary uses for brand-name products come brand-new ways to make cleaning, organizing, and decluttering quick...more details Format:Paperback Pages:404
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781594867859
From the man who's been called the Mad Scientist of Home Improvement--who taught Jay Leno to shave with Jif Peanut Butter and helped Rosie O'Donnell condition her hair with Reddi-wip--here is another irresistible volume filled with fun...more details Format:Paperback Pages:404
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781579548551
Feed your plants Aunt Jemima(R) Original Syrup? From the man who taught Jay Leno to shave with Jif(R) Peanut Butter and helped Rosie O'Donnell condition her hair with Reddi-wip(R) comes the first gardening book that tells you how to use the brand-name products sitting in your pantry right now to help you solve all your gardening problems...more details Format:Paperback Pages:384
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781579548490
To wander through the pages of "Joey Green's Incredible Country Store" is to experience the innocence and warmth of a bygone era. In this treasury of tips...more details Format:Paperback Pages:384
America's brand-name wizard is at it again, this time creating culinary magic in a cookbook packed with fun, fast, unexpectedly delicious recipes and little-known facts all revolving around brand-name pantry favorites As a magician of brand-name miscellany...more details Format:Hardcover Pages:292
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781592332045
Make your own Play-Doh! Make toy rockets from Alka-Seltzer! Create candles with Dixie Cups and Crayola Crayons! All parents have gone through the horror of bored children trapped inside on a rainy day. They're desperate to find fun things their children can do to avoid that unending chorus of "I'm bored". Now...more details Format:Paperback Pages:150
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781579546441
Presents a collection of offbeat remedies for commom ailments using brand-name products, including using Krazy Glue to stop bleeding, Gatorade to cure headaches...more details Format:Paperback Pages:368
This wickedly delightful parody of "The Jolly Postman" cleverly lampoons President Bush, who seems to go happily about the White House with no apparent interest in current events or pressing issues of national security. Inside each pocket page is a fictional piece of mail addressed to the commander-in-chief. The letters...more details Format:Hardback Pages:36
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780977259038
Voted the funniest college humor magazine in America by its own staff, the "Cornell Lunatic" celebrates its 30th anniversary with this collection of comedy--jam-packed with insanity--that will have readers convulsing with laughter. From articles such as "The World's Worst Opening Pick-up Lines" and "Procrastination Made Easy" to "Sex...more details Format:Paperback Pages:212
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780613260916
Weird, wacky, and wickedly cool...
The fun way to learn about science
Hey, Einstein You don't have to be a genius to entertain and educate kids at the same time. Just give 'em The Mad Scientist Handbook -- the greatest collection of creepy crafts...more details
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780762428588
We maybe perpetually on-the-go, but we've still got a little downtime when we go. In just a few short sittings, "The Bathroom Professor[trademark]" series helps make any reader a scintillating cocktail party guest...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:272
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780786881086
Heloise meets Mr. Wizard in this strange and wonderful guide to alternative uses for some of America's favorite products. Informative, practical...more details Format:Paperback Pages:160
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780316611169
Down on your luck? Don't despair. You might still be headed for the top! After all, consider the experiences of: Marilyn Monroe, who in 1947...more details Format:Paperback Pages:288
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780977259045
This genuine imitation of Sarah Palins diary, fabricated by a bona fide satirist, reveals spurious behind-the-scenes happenings with all your favorite mavericks from the extended Palin familyTodd...more details Format:Paperback Pages:174
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780743226967
You've hit the golden years, but it feels more like the Twilight Zone. You receive birthday cards from funeral homes. You need three pairs of glasses to get through the morning paper. Your old friends are dropping like flies. On a good day...more details Format:Paperback Pages:256
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Joey Green
ISBN:9781592331710
Joey Green has become a cult favourite for his offbeat uses for brand-name products. In "Supermarket Spa", he turns his attention to the hidden pampering potential of dozens of everyday items found at the local grocery store. With "Supermarket Spa"...more details Format:Paperback / softback Pages:150
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Joey Green
ISBN:9780399525933
Weird, wacky, and wickedly cool...
The fun way to learn about science
Hey, Einstein You don't have to be a genius to entertain and educate kids at the same time. Just give 'em The Mad Scientist Handbook -- the greatest collection of creepy crafts...more details Format:Paperback Pages:125
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Joey GREEN
ISBN:9781579123277
Meet 150 of your favourite couples - from Kurt Cobain and Courteney Love to Prince Charles and Diana Spenser - and get the inside story on how they got together and what happened next...more details Format:Hardback Pages:320
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Joey GREEN
ISBN:9781569753033
Presents side by side the sayings of Jesus and the teachings found in the Old Testament, Talmud and other Jewish works No one debates that Jesus was a Jew. In the New Testament...more details Format:Hardcover Pages:248
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Joey Green;Sayyid Muhammad Syeed
ISBN:9781569753262
This book compares the parables of Jesus with the teachings of Mohammed to show that Christianitys core values love, compassion, peace, forgiveness...more details Format:Paperback Pages:240
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Joey Green;Tim Dierckins TonyNyberg
ISBN:9780312195342
Warnings-they're everywhere. On toys. On hair dryers. On compact discs. On take-out coffee cups. Almost everything for sale today comes with a warning. Why? Now...more details Format:Paperback Pages:128
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Joey Green;Alan Corcoran
ISBN:9780740777080
We must declare war on the disease of hyperefficiency and reembrace the American virtues of laziness, indolence, and sloth. . . . Workers of the world unite ...more details Format:Paperback Pages:249
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Joey Green;Alan Corcoran
ISBN:9780740769757
You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . . is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middleagedom or those just on the cusp...more details Format:Paperback Pages:131
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Joey Green;Alan Corcoran AlanCorcoran
ISBN:9780740700316
Every 18 seconds another Baby Boomer turns 50 and confronts that dreaded milestone: middle age. But the "Me Generation" seems to be defining middle age based on a projected life span of 120 years. In other words...more details Format:Paperback Pages:264